Today I ate many things

Here I am eating a hairbrush. This hairbrush was in what Mommy calls an "evening handbag", which was also delicious.

This is a snake stuffie Mommy bought me. For some reason it no longer squeaks. I am confused. I also shredded a napkin and a pink piggie.

This is my new toy, a giant bone stuffie. I like it very much; I plan to rip all the stuffing out and find that squeakie in it very soon.

Flashback!

Resist me if you dare!

Go away n leemme lone

Ize tired n in my crate. Ok thx bai.

Point/Counterpoint

Puppy with appropriate play object

Puppy with inappropriate play object

"The Apollo of dogs"

I honestly don't know what the AKC is smoking these days.

That face...

..is why she gets to sleep on the bed.


The scary looking speckled print thing next to her is her beloved giant squeaky octopus toy. Or, at least, its remnants.

Update!

About darn time.