Playin' with mah spider-stuffie

Puppies need to play!

Yes, this is my spider stuffie. Your point is?


I might chew on this a bit.


Yay! Daddy came to bed! *sniffsniffsniffsnufflesniff*


Grrrr! Protect the daddy! Spider-stuffie must DIE!


Victory is mine. *snort*

Sunrise,Sunset

Puppy on the bed, April 07


Same puppy, November 07 (Bianca turned 11 mos old on the 12th of November)

Puppy in a nightgown!

It's another wild Saturday night -- dressing up the dog for no particular reason.



Seriously, Mom - You gotta get out more.



You're very lucky this marrow bone is keeping my teeth busy.

Giant snout edition

Really, it's just an enormous snout on an enormous head.

Excuse me, I'd like to come in, please...


I hear you have snausages in here...


*SniffSniffSniffSniffSniffSnuffleSniff*

Me an' my giant stuffie

Just because a puppy weighs 110 pounds doesn't mean she doesn't love her stuffies.

Yay a new toy!

Serious chewing time.

Hmmm, can i fit this in my mouth?

Don't even think about taking this from me.

Ah do declare...

..you are disturbing mah rest!

Whatcha doin'?

Huh? Whatcha got? Does it need a puppy? Would you like a giant snout in it?

The Great Bra Chase

Presented in its entirety.

I haz it!


I not relinquish new toy


Mine!


U R not fast enuff


U cannot haz it


Finally...the video

Today I ate many things

Here I am eating a hairbrush. This hairbrush was in what Mommy calls an "evening handbag", which was also delicious.

This is a snake stuffie Mommy bought me. For some reason it no longer squeaks. I am confused. I also shredded a napkin and a pink piggie.

This is my new toy, a giant bone stuffie. I like it very much; I plan to rip all the stuffing out and find that squeakie in it very soon.

Flashback!

Resist me if you dare!

Go away n leemme lone

Ize tired n in my crate. Ok thx bai.

Point/Counterpoint

Puppy with appropriate play object

Puppy with inappropriate play object

"The Apollo of dogs"

I honestly don't know what the AKC is smoking these days.

That face...

..is why she gets to sleep on the bed.


The scary looking speckled print thing next to her is her beloved giant squeaky octopus toy. Or, at least, its remnants.

Update!

About darn time.

Happy pillow time

75 pounds, just turned 5 months old. Here seen in a rare moment when she is not peeing on the floor, grabbing things off shelves, or consuming hardcover books. (Apparently Norman Cantor's Civilzation of the Middle Ages is delicious)

Same puppy, 15 minutes later

All that chewing and destruction is hard work.

Killing the Rat Toy

Die, rat! Die!


Bianca feels her squeaky rat is a grave and gathering threat. You can forgive such intelligence errors, because - what the heck - she's a dog. She eats her own poop, and is scared of storm drains.

You'd think folks might expect a smidge more from a President, tho'.

Very tired puppy

Bianca had 10 minutes of actual obedience training. Zee mind, she is...ka-put!

So we told the trainer...

...we never let the dog on the bed! Very consistent! Honest!

Get Well Soon Barb!

Sweetie, Mischief, Coney, and Bianca all wish Barb the best of health and a speedy recovery from her surgery! Please get well soon so we can all play together!

Msr. Sweetie



Mme. Mischief

The tiny, once-lost, Coney

Bianca!

Get better soon, Barb! As soon as Mommy and Daddy teach me not to jump, I'd really like to play with you!

Bianca 1, Mass Mailing 0

Shredding is fun!

Why....

..does everyone always talk about my feet?

Proud puppy!

Bianca shown victorious over her mortal enemy, the blue sock. She has to play with my socks, since (as is clear from the picture), she has no appropriate toy or play objects due to her thoughtless and terrible parents.

SleepyTime

Had a trip to Petco today. Sunday at Petco is pretty much like taking a dog to a summer fair -lots of people of all ages/sizes, lots of pets. Bianca needs socialization so it was a good safe choice. As you can see, after such stimulation, major recharge of the batteries is required.

The Queen continues to claim doggish territory.

All Ur Dogbedz R Belong to Us.

Does this bug you?

Sweetie the cat has taken up sleeping in front of Bianca's crate.